I'll Be There For You (a Homestuck parody)

So no one told you it was gonna be this way
Said it was a joke, but nope, everyone's D.O.A.
You just want to curl up in bed and weep
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your sweep, but

I'll be there for you
(When your feels are on the floor)
I'll be there for you
(When you can't take no more)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

You're still on MSPA, staring at the screen
You're trying to calm down, can't believe what you've seen
They warned you about stairs, they told you, bro
But they didn't tell you about your brain proceeding to explode and

I'll be there for you
(When the blood starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(When you just don't know anymore)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

No one could ever know how
No one could ever see how
Seems you're the only one who knows what life's like with Hussie
Someone to face updates with, make it through hiatuses with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at the worst, when tested true

You just want to curl up in bed and weep
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your sweep, but

I'll be there for you
(When it's thirteen and four)
I'll be there for you
(When you just can't be shore)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)